Maid Moment

Maid goes in the room.

Maid: Ser, ano pong gustong kainin for lunch?

Answers without looking at her.

Me: Lechon Baka.

Maid: Ahehehe! Eh wala po tayong lechong baka.

Me: Eh kasi hindi mo naman ako binigyan ng pagpipilian eh.

I am evil, I tell you. Do not believe this personality I’m projecting. There’s a monster hiding inside.