Luto sa Sariling Mantika

You want to go out of town for your birthday?
Umm. OK.
Parang you don’t want to go. Ano talaga?
Yes.
Where do you want to go?
Vigan!
We can’t go there. Travel time has to be at the most six hours.
OK.
Where do you want to go?
Baguio?
OK. Look for a place to stay there.
Found two. They’re both expensive because it’s the Holidays.
Look for someplace cheaper.
OK.

Ooops! Teka!’Di ba parang ako ang nag-organize ng sarili kong party?