My sister was rushed to the new Medical City hospital along Ortigas Avenue last night because of food poisoning. According to her, the culprit was my favorite Shoppersville yema roll.

It was one helluvah hospital with wide hallways and good food places. As we were walking with my wife and my brother, we were all saying that it looked more like a hotel than a hospital.

The damage for the whole rush to the emergency room and tests – P4,500.

Lesson learned: You get a hotel-like hospital, you pay hotel-like prices.