The fact that I’m still blogging goes to show that our Christmas party stint last night didn’t take us to the principal’s office. Hehehehehe!

The party was good. At first we were holding back with the hirits, but then we realized it wouldn’t be as fun. So we let everything flow like bottomless iced tea.

Here’s a preview of one of the gags that we did:

Now that the company is adopting the brand management structure, everyone was shuffled and was made to do their brand’s market positioning statement.

Well, for the Christmas party, we made our own market positioning statement. And it goes something like this:

To: All regular employees

Who need: bonus

Our: Christmas party

Is: a party

That: is in replacement of your bonus!

Hehehehehe!

One of the new people came out of a market positioning of their own! Check it out:

To: All new employees

Who: don’t have any leaves for the holidays

Our: Christmas party

Is: a party where you can win cellphones

That: you can sell so you’ll have money.