MELANISMS

Forwarded Email

“I won’t stoop down to my level.”

“Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?”

“‘Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan.”

“Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo… Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.”

“We are lovers, not fighters.”

“My brother is not a girl; he’s a gentleman.”

“That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives.”

“Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book.”

“Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.”

“I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.”

“Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat.”

– during her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.

“Sumasakit ang migraine ko.”

“Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!”

“Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point.”

– When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right.

At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek’s mother (whom she partly blamed for the separation). “Oo nga,” said Melanie, “pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya.” She looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, said, “And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!”

When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy: “Don’t worry little angel, big angel is here.”

On what they should do to the houseboy who molested her kid: “He should be put behind bar.”

“You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four”

While waiting backstage during a noontime show, after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number: “Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!”

When asked about her views on crime and violence, she answered, “Piano nga hindi ako marunong eh! Violins pa kaya?!”

When she won Miss International: “i would like to thank my parents specially my father and my mother.”

“i love my long leggedness”

Regarding the status of her career: “Ay alam mo naman ako, semi-retarded na.”

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