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ROOM FOR RENT

-Along Timog (trycycle going to ABS-CBN, Infront of LAFFLINE Near Burger King)

-for only P5000 (all inclusive) electricity, water, gasul,guard

-2 ladies

-with parking area

-with telephone line

-safe neighborhood (with security guard)

-avail on march

bedspace:

-for a lady

-P1500

Got this ad from the company bulletin board, and I must say that this is a steal. Imagine – aside from having a place that is near your office, you also get 2 ladies and a security guard! That’s a P700 per night value, and it’s yours for free when you rent this room! And get this: if you need an additional lady, you only have to pay P1,500!