I got these from the Humor thread of the company’s message board.

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.

What more can I say?

Practice makes perfect.

But nobody’s perfect.

So why practice?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are others here for?

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the risk?

Work fascinate me! I can look at it for hours!