Top Ten Messages Left On Paul Simon’s Answering Machine
10. “Hey, it’s Art. Wanna do an album?”
9. “Hello, Grammy winner, this is Metro Grammy Polishers calling with a great introductory offer”
8. “Art again. Wanna do a tour?”
7. “Hey, check out eBay. Art’s selling his lifetime achievement award”
6. “Fred Durst here — I think we’re all in agreeance that you were great”
5. “I saw you on CBS with Garfunkel. Was that a repeat?”
4. “Hey, it’s your old friend Darkness. Dude, give me a call”
3. “Hey, buddy, it’s Art. I think your answering machine is broken”
2. “This is announcer Alan Kalter — sorry for introducting you as Phil Simon”
1. “Hi, thought of a fifty-first way to leave your lover — run over him with a Mercedes”
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