Elevator Game Number 2

With the sudden influx of people going to the hallowed halls of Fitness First in the fifth floor, the latest craze is now Meron o Wala — meron o walang taong papasok o lalabas sa fifth floor. Get all your officemates and bet all your lunch money in this new wacky game. Winner take all, of course.

Seriously speaking, this Fitness First people is getting sickeningly annoying. Instead of going straight up to your office, more often than not you have to make a stop over. It’s like putting a speed bump at EDSA. It’s like the tollgate at the Skyway. It’s like having an MMDA officer at every intersection. I think you get the picture.

And having only three working elevators out of the twelve doesn’t help the situation at all. I know we’re probably cost-cutting (don’t we always?) but why purchase twelve when you only want three to work? C’mon! I think there must be a better solution than this.