Not your ordinary mail

I found it really weird how aggressive schools are these days. Just this morning I received two letters from Pedia House and Kostka School inviting me to enrol my child in their institution. Hmmm. Is there something missing here? I take it these people assumed that people my age must have kids by now. Sheesh.

Wait a minute! Maybe I can refer them to Mark and Petite! Hehehehe!