Forwarded Mail

Thanks to Yoj

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has

been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you

may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls read with feelings…

October 1996

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason

you can think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that

Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that

he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore

because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of

making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their

house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his

family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat

body. But you hate it. Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he

knows about. What do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie


Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right

to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other

for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never

call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of

Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I

don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to.


Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the

more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror.

I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.


The Sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to

kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go

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