The TXTjock’s Song

Something to sing to make time fly

Two thousand text messages waiting on the page.

Two thousand waiting text messages.

You moderate one out.

You publish it on air.

One thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine text messages on the page

One thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine text messages waiting on the page.

One thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine waiting text messages.

You moderate one out.

You publish it on air.

One thousand, nine hundred ninety-eight text messages waiting on the page.

(Continue singing until death occurs)