Notes to Self

1. Never wear a yellow sport shirt and shorts to Gerry’s Grill.

2. Never wear a maroon polo in Don Henrico’s.

3. Never wear a black polo shirt in Starbucks.

4. Beautiful girlies can be bitches.

5. Mind your own fucking business. Never moderate another channel’s chat or they’ll kick you in the ass bigtime.

6. Know when to say no.

7. Love yourself sometimes. Give yourself a break.