Happy New Year, ChaTXTers! That is how Kuya TXTjock would say it on TV.

We started 2002 with a bang and introduced scrolling TXT messages in TXT 2366. No more crude 5-second refresh for our customers. No siree! Only the best for our kapatid sa pananampalataya. hehehe. Yemen?

We’ll be having Heart Evangelista tonight at 7pm chatting live from the Wonderful World of Benpres’ Basement! Don’t ask me who the hell is she. I’ve no clue. It’s probably just one of those starlets doomed to fail anyway. But what the hell! As they say, might as well use them while they’re still there. Gotta strike while the fire is hot, boy! hehehehe.

Oh yeah! Happy birthday, Kyle!