Overheard from my boss after her ManCom, according to her secretary:

“If they don’t come in early, I will fire them.”

Well gee, excuse me for being late, madame. Maybe if you don’t have a television channel that airs till 12 midnight, you’ll probably have people coming in on the “prescribed” office time. Maybe if you have more manpower helping these people do the task, then maybe they’d be less overworked. Then maybe they’ll be in your glorious office. Gosh.