THE WEAKEST LINK

Edu: Out of a possible P500,000 per month target, you only reached a pathetic 17%. This is not good. Someone is not doing his part of the bargain. So now it’s time to vote whom you think is the weakest link!

The team writes their votes.

Edu: Time is up. Let us reveal your votes.

Member 1: Albino

Member 2: Albino

Member 3: Albino

Member 4: Albino

Member 5: Albino

Albino: Member 1.

Edu: Aba! Mukhang matindi yata ang labanan! Member 1, bakit si Albino.

Member 1: Obvious naman na siya ang weakest link. Kami lahat nagpupuyat sa project, pero ‘T*** I***, ‘ni hindi man namin siya nakikita sa dating building. Basta na lang meron kaming makikitang e-mail ng mga poll at trivia. It doesn’t end there, Edu.

Member 2: Oo nga naman! Noong isang araw nga eh nagblue screen bigla on-air. Lahat kami nagpapanic, pero siya hindi man lamang nagreact! Anak ng p*ta!

Edu: Ganon ba? Member 5, bakit si Albino?

Member 5: I agree with our other team members. Eh mas marami pang panahon ang ibinigay ng ilang volunteers kaysa kanya eh!

Member 4: Mas kilala pa nga namin ang mga OJT’s kaysa kanya eh!

Edu: I guess that’s it. Albino, with 5 votes against you, you are the weakest link.

Albino leaves the stage

Edu (Pahabol): Palipat ka na sa ibang team, gago!