Paano tataas ang traffic kung pupugak-pugak ang server mo — now you have it, now you don’t?! Anak ng tipaklong! Pwede na lang ba akong maglagay ng bots para tumaas ang traffic ko? With the rate these servers are going, we’re lucky to have users at all!

What we have here is a coño site. You got to have a cable or DSL connection at least to see the site. Chugi ang 56Kbps mong dial-up at higit na ‘yang 14.4kbps! We need a better usability person. Hint, hint.